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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

FUND NOTICE FROM BUZON ABC & FUND CONSULTANT ("Mr. Georgios Samaras")

So, Hilary Rodham Clinton is having "urges" over in Nigeria, is she??? Wonder how "Mr. Georgios Samaras" knows??? Maybe they chatted over tea?...

FUND NOTICE FROM BUZON ABC & FUND CONSULTANT



Monday, March 8, 2010 8:53 PM


From:


"BUZON ABC &FUND CONSULTANT"


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la_black_roze@yahoo.com

BUZON ABC & FUND CONSULTANT


MR. GEORGIOS SAMARAS


Hello Recipient,


Following the recent visit of Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton to Nigeria, she had urges Nigeria to embrace reforms, points to corruption as undermining its government and base on this new development, we at Buzon ABC & Fund Consultant, an Economics Expert from Greece have duly been consulted by the Nigerian Council of Elders In conjunction with the Economics Crime Financial Commission (EFCC) to resolve your bequest fund hitches. We write to authoritatively notify you that it has come to the notice of our Internal Analysis subdivision with the help of our Astuteness Monitoring Network. There is a description authenticating that you have a derelict or an ongoing transaction that have been experiencing some man made irregularities in Nigeria, because of the impostors that normally present themselves as the Nigeria bank officials with some of their Leading banks, such as CBN, Oceanic Bank, Zenith Bank and Intercontinental Bank, etc as listed in our files.

Meanwhile, during our pertinent Investigation, we have discovered why you have not been able to receive your payment before now, this is because you have been deceived and extorted some of your hard earned money by these corrupt bank officials in the name of transferring your fund into your bank account. Moreover, we also noticed that you have already fulfilled some of the financial obligations in respect of your fund and base on this substantiation; we have made contact with the bank responsible for with holding back your funds, instructing them to quickly release your fund to you or face the consequences of World Financial Crime. Therefore, with all these Clarifications and also to ascertain precision, you would be receiving your fund from one of the leading bank in United Kingdom, please note that this option is to cut out some of the unnecessary costs that are been demanded from you in the past. Due to our ongoing investigation, you are hereby advise to keep this communication privately as the Nigerian

We shall be waiting for your immediate communication with your direct telephone numbers through our official email address at (gsamaras@mail.com) to enable us pass more vital information’s across to you.


Feel Free to ask any question.


Yours in Service,

Mr.Georgios Samaras

"Gossip! Gossip!! We Want Gossip!!!"
 
Dear Topo Gigio,







I would certainly love to hear more about Hilary Rodham Clinton's "Urges"! You sly little devil!!! And I thought you were just that shy, cute little mouse on Ed Sullivan, years ago! Your dong must be hung pretty heavy for you to make the moves on Mrs. Clinton and her "Urges"!!! omg!!! Too funny!!!






Thanks for giving me a good guffaw, at your expense of course! You can keep my non-existent funds and fulfill Hilary's "Urges"!!!

XXXOOO!!! Ooooh-la-la, mon cherie!



The Black Rose

(No offense to Mrs. Clinton!!!)

Final Notification; You won £836,446.00 UK Jackpot! ("MRS. DOREEN MCBARTLETT")

Oh, Dear! My e-mail has gone and wandered off again, and won a lottery! For shame, for shame!!



Final Notification; You won £836,446.00 UK Jackpot!


Saturday, February 20, 2010 2:16 PM


From:


"Ukonline awards" draws.1174@msn.com

To:


undisclosed-recipients


Message contains attachments


1 File (222KB)


Final Attempt: Jackpot Award Prize of £836,446.00 British Pounds.

Email Account Owner,


We apologize for contacting you again if you have received this email previously, but we want to make sure that you received the message that was sent to you previously, and two days ago before it is too late to claim the prize.

Your active e-mail address attached to online generated ticket number won the UK Lottery 1st Category jackpot prize.

Please download the attached file for details of claims: (JACKPOT NOTIFICATION.doc)

Yours truly

Mrs. Doreen Bartlett.


(Online coordinator.)


The UK Lottery International Promotion Inc.




The National Lottery


P.O.Box 1010


Liverpool L70 1NL. United Kingdom


(Customer service) NOTIFICATION DESK


Attention: Email Account Holder,

Congratulations, congratulations!!, We happily announce to you the draw (#1437) of the UK INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes promotion held in London on Friday 5th February 2010.

Your active e-mail address attached to the World Wide Web computer generated online ticket number: #14145746 with reference number UK/JA2C110P7 and Serial number KPA5365X7 ,Batch number XDTUA87-2PY,drew the lucky numbers: 02 10 15 28 36 41 Bonus 08


This subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e. matches 6 lucky numbers as jackpot prize.

You have therefore been allocated to claim a total sum of £836,446.00 (Eight Hundred and Thirty Six Thousand, Four Hundred and Forty Six British Pounds) in cash is credited to file UKPC/9080144308/07. This is from a total cash prize of £14,210,702.00


Shared amongst the 315,337 with (3) lucky winners in "1st" category.

PRIZE BREAKDOWN


------------------------------------------------------------


Draw 1437 Fri 5th February 02 10 15 28 36 41 Bonus 08 Lotto -Jackpot for this draw £2,734,854


------------------------------------------------------------


No. of matches No. of winners £s per winner Prize fund


Match 6 3 £836,446 £2,509,338


Match 5 plus Bonus 12 £64,342 £772,104


Match 5 332 £1,453 £482,396


Match 4 16,877 £62 £1,046,374


Match 3 298,113 £10 £2,981,130


Totals 315,337 £7,791,342


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Additional information Jackpot winner(s) Lucky Dip winners Machine used for draw Ball set used


3 SAPPHIRE 8


This promotion was drawn based on email address as the key identification for setting up online accounts. All valid email addresses in the World Wide Web Draw used/participants for the online email promotion version were selected randomly via computer balloting from a global website collaboration with internet companies like eBay, pay pal, liberty reserve, and Google whom also built their systems and based their membership registration identity on email addresses supporting this computer draw system done by extracted email addresses from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies and affiliated members to the National Lottery website and their advertisers listed online.


This Online promotion takes place via virtual ticket balloting and it is done Bi-annually.

Please note that your lucky winning ticket file and number falls within our European booklet representative office in Watford (UK) as indicated in your ballot played coupon. In view of this, your £836,446.00 would be released to you by our payment department.

Contact our Fiduciary agents immediately to commence release of your lottery prize by providing details below.


1. Full Name:


2. Reference Number/Ticket Number:


3. Age/Occupation:


4. Winning email Address:


5. Phone Number:


6. Country:

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever choice you want to claim your prize. Precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program are in place. Please be warned!!! To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent and provide them with your winning email and details.

UK Lottery Fiduciary Agents:


Mr. Warren Brookes


Foreign Service Manager


Watford Regional Centre


Tolpits Lane, Watford WD18 9RN .United Kingdom


Tel : + 44 703 174 9440, +44-707 7088 290, + 44 702 408 7813


Fax : + 44 -870 479 9048


E-mail: or watford.center01@yahoo.co.uk

"Please do not reply back to the senders address or the source email address, this notification is sent automatically via computer virtual notification to winning email addresses and a response will not be attended by Human but computer" contact the fiduciary agents above "


Yours faithfully,


Doreen McBartlett


Online Coordinator. National Lottery Customer Care Team


UK LOTTERY. Copyright (c) 1994-2010 The UK Lottery International Promotion Inc.


All rights reserved. Terms of Service -Guideline. 77635 476378 255667460.


"I Beg Your Pardon!"

Dear "Mrs. Doreen McBartlett"




I do so wish to profusely apologize for my e-mail's wanton and rash behavior! My e-mail had no right to put itself into your random lottery drawing! Oh, I am so sorry!

Since my e-mail cannot use this big prize money (neither can I), would you please use it for the orphans, widows and downtrodden souls roaming about, and spending the best years of their lives in internet cafes cranking out scam e-mails, such as this one. I and my e-mail would so appreciate it!


"Yours faithfully"


One of Your Intended Lottery Scam Victims



Good day and Compliments. ("PRINCESS LUCY CAMPORE")

"Flattery'll get ya nowhere!"


Good day and Compliments.


Tuesday, March 2, 2010 4:53 PM


From:


"princesslucy"


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Dear Friend,

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you aboundantly and you would never regreat this.I am a female student from University of Burkina faso,Ouagadougou. I am 25 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. Well, My lovingly Parents died two Years ago and left I and my junior brother behind. My late father was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death.I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young .

Now am matured to face the life.I know all my father's wealth. He left the sum of USD 5, 000.000 Dollars (Five Million US Dollars) in a Security Company here in Burkina Faso In West African Country.This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum development company(SPDC)and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.

Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your bank account, That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me to invest this money wisely.I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help me in this transaction and another 10% interest per Annual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible, I will send you my Picture as soon as I hear from you.

Yours Sincerely,


Princess Lucy Campore


Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso


West Africa.

"The Good Book"

 
Dear "Royal Highness" Princess Lucy,


Or is it "Your Excellency" Princess Lucy? I guess it doesn't matter, does it, you poor, poor darling?



I have to tell you I read a very fascinating book. It's called "The Princess is a Pea Brain Scammer". I think you should give it a read, Your Highness!



"Yours sincerely"


One of Your Intended Victims

Confirm Receipt ("THIERRY DESMAREST")

Yeah, right. Like there's a Free Lunch everywhere these days! Speaking of "free lunch"...Lol!!!

Confirm Receipt



Sunday, February 28, 2010 12:23 PM


From:


"Total Oil & Gas Company"


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undisclosed-recipients

This year's 2010 grant donation of $980,000.00 USD from Total Oil & Gas


Company and our total foundation has been given to you. Please Contact the


remittance secretary Clive Owen (clivewenttlfd@yahoo.cn) with your Full


Names, Phone number and Address for Claims.



Signed


Foundation Chairman,


Thierry Desmarest.

"Bad Gas!"
 
Yeah, man, I'm feelin' ya! I know what that "oily" chili can do to make bad "gas"! Just make sure you have plenty of Tums and Alka-Seltzer on hand, buddy, clear the area and let 'er rip!!!

YOUR FUND IS DUE FOR TRANFER ("Mrs. Rose Toure")

Do you suppose the poor Scamster had a bad cold, or is she just pretending to be threatening, with her wonderful "business-like" scam?

YOUR FUND IS DUE FOR TRANFER



Thursday, February 25, 2010 5:00 PM


From:


"Rose Toure"


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Desk Of: Mrs Rose Toure
West Africa Banks Monitoring Agency
.Mr.Chirac Avenue Drive,
Kwame Krumah BP 01,
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
.Tel/Fax:22675872799
rosetoure2@centrum.sk

Dear SIR/mADAM,
 I am Mrs Rose Toure
.I am working with the above mentioned Group in compliance with the agreement we have with the CENTRAL BANK OF THE FOLLOWING COUNTRIES BURKINA FASO, NIGERIA ,GHANA,MALI,TOGO,BENIN,SENEGAL AND AFRICA to pay your outstanding $1.5m after it was discovered that your fund was routed to be claimed by another unknow persons FROM USA after your file was misplaced they were about to effect the transfer when the central bank director noticed illegal changes and then ordered for immediate stop although the investigation is still going and i shall keep you posted. I have your file before me and i want you to inform me the best way you want to receive your first payment because it is long overdue for payment. Secondly you are to forward your full name,addresss ,mobile direct number and occupation to enable us make the changes to your name immediately. I once again appeal to you to remain calm while i do my best to transfer your funds to your destination account or areas of your choice of payment.
 I am waiting for your urgent reply,
Sincerely,
Mrs Rose Toure

"The Silly Scamster Hamster!"

DEar Rose ToUrE"


Your Ignorant Scamese is hilarious! I bet you sound even sillier in perSon! I just DoN't have the FuNdS to cAlL nIgErIa!

Warmest ReGaRdS


Miss DeVille

Your E-mail just won You £600,000.00GBP ("MR. GARR TRIPP")

I wish my e-mail would "discuss entering lotteries" with me first--lol!!!

Your E-mail just won You £600,000.00GBP



Tuesday, February 9, 2010 5:15 AM


From:


"Toyota 2010 Lottery"


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Your E-mail just won You £600,000.00GBP and a Toyota Camry Car


From Toyota Promotions 2010. Contact Mr.Garr Tripp (benif111@discuz.org)


Telephone:

+44 70359 11140/+4470359 13994 with your reference number 799BV90.


Name:Address

:Nationality :Age :Sex occupation:phone/Fax:Present:Country:


Regards

Toyota Car Lottery Board

"Winner!"
 
Well, God bless my Wonderful "e-mail"! I shall have to duly reward it, but I'm not sure with what. Perhaps you have a suggestion or two???

With Due Respect ("MR. ERNEST DADANU")

"What Due Respect???"



With Due Respect



Thursday, February 4, 2010 1:19 PM


From:


"From Mr.Ernest Dadanu"


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With Due Respect
Dear Friend,
Pls i want you to read this letter very carefully and i must apologize for barging this message into your mail box without any formal introduction due to the urgency and confidential of this issue and i know that this message will come to you as a surprise, Pls this is not a joke and i will not like you to joke with it. I am Mr.Ernest Dadanu, a Manager in Baank of Africa (BOA) Ouagadougou , Burkina faso. I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to establish with you for the mutual benefit of me and you. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($15)millions usd into your account within 7working banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim due to the owner of this fund died along with his entire family and supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 31st 2000. Pls go through the website ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm ) I want our bank to release this funds to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer while i come over to your country to share this fund with you as soon as you confirm this fund into your account and ask me to come over.I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasure as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why i contacted you so that our bank will release this money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interesting.Upon the receipt of your reply and indication of your capability, i will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 45% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me while 50% will be for me and 5% for any expenses that may arise on the process, Because i don't want anyone here in our bank to know my involvement until you confirm this fund into your account and ask me to come over for the sharing as i indicated. Am looking forward hearing from you immediately,
Thanks with my best regards
Mr.Ernest Dadanu


"I Don't Get No Respect!"

Dear "Mr. Ernie Doo-doo"


Your "apology" for "barging this message into" my "mailbox" is unacceptable. Scamming is never acceptable where I come from.

Secondly, you're about as imaginative and original as a lump. I've received 5 of these scams in the past 2 days!

But because you've asked me to keep your dirty little secret, I'm hauling it out of the proverbial closet and posting it for your potential victims to see.

Give up scamming, Doo-doo. You suck at it! (And where's the "due respect" in a scam e-mail???)

"Thanks and my best regards"


One of Your Intended Victims

URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE ("Mr. John Moor")

I have a hunch he won't be too anxious to "do business" with me again.


URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE


Wednesday, March 10, 2010 1:58 PM


From:


This sender is DomainKeys verified


"FROM: MR. JOHN MOOR" <2010worldcup1@att.net>


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FROM: MR. JOHN MOORJ
OHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA
TEL: + 27-781-529-020
 E-MAIL: mrjohnmoor@gala.net
URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE

Dear Sir

, Good day! My name is Mr. John Moor, the Chief Auditor of First National Bank of South Africa (FNB) there is an account opened in this bank in 1999 and since 2003 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it would be forfeited. The owner of this account is Mr. Andreas B. Smith, a foreigner and a Miner at Kruger Gold Company. A geologist by profession died in 2003. No one knows about this account or anything concerning it the account has no other beneficiary, and the investigation proves to me as well that his company does not know anything about and the amount in the account at the moment is US$18,000,000.00 (Eighteen Million United Sates Dollars). As the money is in United States dollars I need a foreign partner / account to transfer the money overseas thus I am contacting you. Please kindly indicate and if so contact me on the above phone number \s to enable me inform you on next step to take. I need your full co-operation to make this transaction work because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information on this account, which I will give you if you indicate your interest. I hope you can be able to handle such amount in strict confidence because this opportunity will never come again in my life. I need truthful person in this business relationship because I don’t want to make any mistake. I need your strong assurance and confidentiality. With my position now in the office I can transfer this money to any reliable foreign account, with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing. all documents regarding this transaction will be destroyed once I receive confirmation of the money in your account thus leaving no trace to anything . At the conclusion of this business you will be given 25% ( US$4,500,000.00) of the total amount, 70% (US$12,600,000.00) will be for me, while 5% ( US$900,000.00) will be for expenses that we might incur during the course of this transaction. Please note that this is our great opportunity to be rich with millions of United States Dollar this year we don’t have to lose it because opportunity comes only but once. Finally, please if you are interested in this transaction, all I want you to do is to send me your Private Mobile Phone And Fax Number for easy communication including your Personal Bank Account Details , where this money will be transferred ( Your Bank Name, Bank Address, Account Number, Account Holder’s Name, Bank Branch, Identity Number And Physical Address ). Please kindly call me on the above private phone number or sending a fax or Email message for security reasons. I’m looking forward to receiving your immediate reply by phone, Email or fax as soon as you receive this letter. Thanks and may the Almighty God bless you and your family.
Mr. John Moor,


"May I See Your 'Qualifications'--Ahem!"

Dear Madam,



I will "assist" you only if you send me the following:





1. ALL photo ID--Drivers License, Passport, Work ID, Wedding Photo


2. Name of your personal bank


3. Bank account Number


4. Bank Routing Number


5. All private phone numbers


6. Proof that you truly have this money


7. Your Wife's Name


8. Your Wife's Photo


9. Your Wife's Bra Size


10. Your Penis Length


11. Photos of your children, Teen daughters only.






I am waiting for your urgent "Respond".

Attn:Beneficiary, $15.5M ("WILY ADAMS")

Gotta love the names these scammers come up with! I really had fun with ol' "Wily Adams"!

Attn:Beneficiary, $15.5M



Saturday, February 13, 2010 6:43 AM


From:


"WILY ADAMS" netwestbankplc101@yahoo.co.jp


To:


undisclosed-recipients


Attn:Beneficiary, $15.5M

It was Resolved and Agreed upon that your Inheritance/Contract Fund would


be released to you on a special method of payment which tag"HOME DELIVERY


AT YOUR DOOR STEP".


You are Adviced to Re-comfirm YOUR NAME,ADDRESS,


OCCUPATION, NEXT OF KIN.PHONE AND FAX NUMBER TO CLAIM YOUR FUND 15.5


million US dollar.

Regards
WILY ADAMS

"Foiled Again!"

Dear "Wily" Coyote




You're not as "wily" as you believe yourself to be! You've just been outwitted once again by the Road Runner! Beep-beep!!


Later, Stupor Genius!

VERY VERY URGENT ("Mr. Berki Moussa")

Our "Mr. Berki Moussa" is just itchin' to get that non-existent "cool millions" transferred! Well, he really needs to be more selective about his victims.


VERY VERY URGENT



Friday, February 26, 2010 9:09 AM


From:


"Mr. Berki Moussa."


To:


".." ..@yahoo.com



Dear Friend,



I want to transfer US$20.5 Million to your bank account. The fund belong to our deceased customer who died with his entire family in Iraq War 2006, leaving nobody for the claim and as such, I decided to contact you as to enable us claim the fund. Your share is 40% while 60% for me. Contact me only through my private e-mail mr_berki_d1@sify.com for more details: This transaction is 100% risky free.


Thanks,


Mr. Berki Moussa


BANK OF AFRICA,


ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.


"Random Selection"

Dear "Mr. Berki Moussa" or whoever you are:


That's funny! I barely have enough money in the bank to notice! You think my bank wouldn't "raise an eyebrow" if that much came slamming into my account???

Give up scamming, buster. You suck!

"Warm Regards"


Miss Grizzelle Gunheit

URGENT LOAN OFFER...APPLY NOW.. ("Jude Rainbow")

Wonder which loan shark ol' "Jude Rainbow" owes some money to? Quite desperate to send out an "Urgent Loan Offer"!

URGENT LOAN OFFER...APPLY NOW..

Thursday, February 18, 2010 4:12 PM
From:
"Jude Rainbow"


To:


undisclosed-recipients


Greetings To You.


this is to inform the general public that JUDE RAINBOW FUNDING INC is


currently offering loan to the individuals offering a floating loan at 3%


interest rate without any collateral security.This is to help individuals and


companies reach their financial objectives.


* Personal Loan (Unsecured)


* Business Loan (Unsecured)


* Debt Consolidation Loan


* Improve your home


LOAN APPLICATION FORM


Full Name.......


Home Address....


Phone:..........


Mobile..........


Country...........


Occupation:........


Sex:...............


Age:..............


Amount Needed......


Loan Duration:...........


Need For Loan Application.....


have you applied for a loan before.........


monthly income.............


nest of kin........


Interested person should contact me via my email address


email: info.juderainbow01@gmail.com

"The Reject"


Dear "Jude Rainbow"



I am "urgently" turning down your "urgent" loan offer. You might want to change your wording in your loan scam. People tend to panic when they see "Urgent" in an e-mail!


Miss Cruella DeVille

Urgent and Confidential ("DR. CHARLES WILLIAMS")

What the hell is he a "Doctor" of? Ignorant Scamese? Decided to toy with him a bit, but must not have appreciated my wit and humor!

Urgent and Confidential



Thursday, February 4, 2010 3:59 PM


From:


"Dr.Charles Williams"






To:


".. . ." <..@yahoo.com>


Urgent and Confidential


Dear Partner,


I want to transfer ($17,300.000.00 ) seventen million three hundred thousand United States Dollars from here in Burkina Faso to overseas account.


Your assistance as a foreigner is necessary because the management of the bank will welcome any foreigner who has correct information to this account which I will give to you immediately, if you are interested to do this business with me.Please reply with the assurance, include your private telephone and fax numbers, it is necessary to facilitate an easy communication in this transaction. As soon as you reply, so that i will let you know the next step to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately. I expect your urgent communication.


Upon your response and strong assurance that you will not let me down once the fund goes into your account I will let you know the origin of the fund and the transfer procedures without delay.


(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESENDIT TO ME)


1) Your FullName:-.................... .............


2) YourAge:-..................... .......................


3) MaritalStatus:-............... ......................


4) Your CellPhone Number:-..................


5) Your FaxNumber:-................... ...........


6) YourCountry:-................. .....................


7) YourOccupation:-.............. ..................


8)Sex:-....................... ..............................


9)Your Religion:-.................... .................


10) YourPrivate E-mail Adress:...............


Yours Sincierely


Dr.Charles Williams




"You Win the Booby Prize!"

"Dear Partner"




Thank you for a delightful and funny submission. Your theme is one that has been submitted many times, and therefore lacks originality, but your usage of Ignorant Scamese make it unbelievable and laughable.



I will be posting it on my blog in the near future, so please do a google search for my blog. I'm sure my readers will get a good laugh from it as well as a warning to delete anything they might receive from you.



Thank you again and congratulations on a scam well done!



"Yours Sincierely" (Lol)


One of Your Intended Victims

Linda Greetings ("UNNI AARBAKK")

Ah, to be "in luuuuuvvvv"! But alas! I had to let him/her/it down, but not "easy"!

Linda Greetings


Sunday, February 21, 2010 6:51 PM


From:


"unni aarbakk"


To:


la_black_roze@yahoo.com


i hope u get this Linda


shame we lost touch, was driving to the shopping mall and thought i saw you.


can u possibly tell me how you feel about this come see it over here, http://www.myknifecardeasy7.com/2947003/Linda


misss ya, mee

 
 
"Had a Great Fall..."
 
"Unni Dummy Aarbakk" sat on a wall,



Just waitin' for "Linda" to take a great fall.


But Linda wouldn't take the bait.


All the persuading,


All the lies,


And "Dummy Dummy Aarbakk"


Just couldn't get that virus on her computer, and no way


could he get her to break.






XXXOOO!!!


PS--Goes on my blog with the other scams, "Dummy!"

STOP CONTACTING THOSE PEOPLE!! ("Mrs. Rita Jones")

Such a dear, sweet lady! So worried about me and my non-existent "funds". Had to say "Thanks!" (just not in a polite way!)!!! Lol!!!

STOP CONTACTING THOSE PEOPLE!!



Sat, February 20, 2010 9:13:01 AM


From: Mrs Rita Jones Add to Contacts


To:


Attention: Beneficiary,

I am Mrs Rita Jones, I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in New Braunfels Texas. My residential address is as follows.108 Crockett Court. Apt 303, New Braunfels Texas, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Dr Scott Daniel , who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00. Moreover, Dr Scott Daniel, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Dr Scott Daniel. You have to contact him directly on this information below.

JOAKIN COMPENSATION HOUSE


Name : Dr Scott Daniel


Email: drscott.dan@secretarias.com

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.


The only money I paid after I met Dr Scott Daniel was just $320 for the paper works, take note of that.Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Dr Scott Daniel so that he can help you to Transfer your Fund into your account, instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.
Mrs. Rita Jones.

"Thank You, Deah Ladeee!"
 
Well, how kind of you to be so worried about me, Sweet Britches! Unfortunately, I gave all my money to one of your neighbors, down in "Dripping Spring, Texas". That's in the "United State", you know! She was awfully worried about me and my money, and ya know, I'm just a big sucker for the kindness of strangers! So, I just up and caved! Guess there's no Cha-ching, cha-ching for you and your partner-in-scam, "Dr. Scott Daniel", but do give the little schmo my regards.


"Thanks and be blessed"


One of your Intended Scam Victims

[SPAM] Second Notice ("TOM NELSON")

Sorry, pal, but I don't "Kiss 'N' Tell"!

[SPAM] Second Notice
Monday, February 15, 2010 2:54 PM
From: "Call Center" callcenter@www.ccibague.org
To: undisclosed-recipients



THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION

,We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a Beneficiary to the total sum of US $25,300,000.00 (Twenty five million three hundred thousand US dollars)in the codicil and last testament of the Deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to You).We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance. We therefore reckoned that you can receive these funds as you are qualified by your name Identity.All the legal papers will be processed in your Acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, We request that you kindly forward to us your letter of Acceptance with the below details:Full Name:Full Address:Your Tel Numbers:Your Fax Numbers:Your company's name (if any)Your Sex:This will enable us file necessary Documents at our high court probate division for the Release of this sum of money.Your prompt response is highly imperative.

Yours faithfully
,Tom Nelson

"Sssshhhh! Top Secret!"
 

Sorry, but my info is being [withheld] because this is your "second" scam to me. Lol!

Second Notice.. ("MR. BEN MARK [BARRISTER]")

Beats me. Did he or didn't he "contact" me before? Do I really give a fig? Hell no!

Second Notice..



Sunday, February 14, 2010 6:42 PM


From:


"Ben Mark"


To:


benmark2345@live.co.uk

Greetings,


I understand that through Internet is not the best way to link up with you because of the confidentiality which my proposal demands.

However, I have already sent you this same letter one month ago,but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, hence i am constrain to reach you through the Internet which has been abused over the years.



I wish to notify you again that You were listed as a Heir to the total sum of (Three Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased.(Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the Heir to the inheritance funds.



Please indicate your interest immediately for us to proceed. I shall feed you with full details of this transaction upon receipt of your reply towards this proposal.



All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

I look forward to hearing from you.



Mr. Ben Mark (Barrister)


Telephone +447024095765

"Take Out the Trash"
 
Dear "Ben Mark Barrister"




You probably did send me a scam e-mail a month ago, but then I get so many that I can't keep track of them all. And I probably just deleted it, like I do with all the rest of my trash mail.



Care to guess where this is going next, Scammer?

"Warm Regards"


An Intended Victim