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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Dear Friend "COURTESY OF 'MR. HERMANN YAMEOGO'"

My pal, "Hermie" has a problem: he speaks way too much Ignorant Scamese and he comes off sounding like an idiot. Of course, so did I, mistaking the fact that he worked in a bank! Oops! So I made things right, but he's still an idiot.

Dear Friend



Fri, February 19, 2010 11:10:41 AM


From: HERMANN YAMEOGO Add to Contacts


To:


Dear Friend

Excuse me for haven’t any formal correspondence before this message; My Name is Mr HERMANN YAMEOGO, Président of UNDD in Burkina Faso West Africa. I need your assistance in transferring the sum of $11m USD from my account here in Burkina Faso to any of your account abroad for investment. Been a citizen of this country it is not allow for me to transfer abroad.

When hearing from you I will details you on how the transfer will be executed and also note that you will have 10% of the total amount after the transfer.

Thanks


Mr Hermann YAMEOGO

"Which Box of Cracker Jacks?"
 
Hi, Hermie!



So, how did you go about getting hired in a bank! I mean, dude! You can barely string two sentences together and have them make sense! You will "details" me? What kind of lingo is that, other than Ignorant Scamese???

I'm just really glad I don't do business at your bank, or my money'd end up in someone else's account, because I bet you can't read either!

Well, take care of all that non-existent money, "Hermie", and Happy Scamming to ya!


"Thanks"


One of Your Intended Victims

HOW ARE YOU



From: hermann yameogo Add to Contacts


To: la_black_roze@yahoo.com


please I advice you go through my first mail well and write back because i have no idea of what you are saying i never tell you I work in the bank thank you

MR HERMAN YAMEOGO

"Oops!"

Well, Hi-dee-Ho, Hermie!


Oops. My mistake--so sorry. So, you don't work in a bank. But, bank, UNDD (don't know what that is, but then I'm not some corporate CEO, just a healthcare provider and I've never been to Africa) but it doesn't matter. Know why? 'Cuz you're a loser, lowlife scammer, who probably is lower than a janitor and hangs out in internet cafes to crank out scam e-mails. Might work with somebody, but you better improve your Ignorant Scamese, buddy, because your scam is just laughable!


Glad you like being made fun of, so if ya contact me again, ya can 'spect more of the same treatment. Take my advice, pal, and give up scamming. You suck!



The Black Rose

RE: HOW ARE YOU



Fri, February 19, 2010 2:44:12 PM


From: hermann yameogo Add to Contacts


To: la_black_roze@yahoo.


THANK YOU

"What Are Friends For?"

Don't mention it, "Hermie"! Keep sendin' 'em! I'll take 'em!

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