GOOD DAY or "If Ya Snooze, Ya Lose"

Our friend, Jeremiah here seems to have a big problem. So, what am I? Wall Street or some CEO? I spent most of my childhood living in the country, but I can't tell you one helpful thing about farming.  So what to do? I know this guy isn't for real, I mean, who in their right mind would send random e-mails, soliciting help from strangers, who could also be scammers? That would be a hoot, and I wonder just how many of these jokers have been scammed. So, since I really can't think of anything off the top of my head, I use an old stand-by.

GOOD DAY



Fri, February 19, 2010 3:55:53 AM


From: Jeremiah Reggies Mubaiwa Add to Contacts


To:


Dear Friend,


You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me personally, I actually got your contact after going through a business Journal which I received from the commercial department of your embassy, so it is my wish to solicit for your assistance towards this regard. I am Mr.Jeremiah Reggies Mubaiwa the son of Ambrose Mubaiwa who was recently murdered in the Agro-Farm land dispute in the country of Zimbabwe.


This Agro-Farm land dispute in the country of Zimbabwe, started when Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act reform which wholly affected the rich white farmers and some few blacks farmers. The struggle by farm owners not to loose their sites sparked off violent mob actions in which many were wounded, maimed, infact, a lot of people were killed because of this land reformed Act for which my father was one of the victim.

Before the death of my father, he had drew my attention to a sum of Twenty Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars he deposited with a private security house in Burkina Faso. This money was deposited in a box as family treasure & germ stones to avoid exposure since the security company is not authorized to keep cash in custody. This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for his agro allied farming establishments.

I am currently came over to Burkina Faso to meet with the authorities of the security house where the money is lodged.


My decision at this time is to transfer the said money to a foreign account for investment purposes, but I am saddle with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred. I am really faced with the dilemma of investing this amount of money in Burkina Faso because there are no lucrative investment and economic stability here.I must let you know that this transaction is risk free, incase you are willing to assist me actualize this business, I shall furnish you with more details regarding the arrangements. Be informed that I am ready to give you 20% of the total sum for your assistance, while the balance will be for my family investment.


while I implore you to maintain absolute confidentiality for safety reason.

Yours Faithfully,


Mr.Jeremiah Reggies Mubaiwa
"If Ya Snooze, Ya Lose"
 
Sorry, Jerry, but "Master Jonny Kipklaya Kones" already sent me this same scam. Gotta be fast if you're going to scam--if ya snooze, ya lose.


Better luck next time, Baby.