I will Appreciate Your Timely Response OR "YOU WON'T 'APPRECIATE' THIS!" For "MR. JOSEPH KUFFOR"

"Mr. Joseph Kuffor" here is one desperate dude! He can't just send one scam, he sends a bunch after the first one! He's a "bank manager" in a very prestigious bank in Africa--and you know the rest of the story. So, I told him what "I will appreciate"--much different minds here!

I will Appreciate Your Timely Response



Sat, February 20, 2010 2:51:34 AM


From: Mr.kuffor Joseph


To:


From:Mr Joseph Kuffor


The Manager International


Commercial Bank Ghana


First Light Branch


Accra, Ghana.

Dear Confidant

First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly Confidential and top secret. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that this is real and genuine.


My name is Mr Joseph Kuffor. I am the manager of the international commercial bank Ghana, first light branch. I am a Ghanaian married with two kids.I am writing to solicit your assistance in the transfer of us$4.500.000.00.

This fund is the excess of what my branch in which I am the manager made as profit during the last year. I have already submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2009 to my head office here in Accra and they will never know of this excess.


I have since then, placed this amount of us$4.500.000.00 on a suspense account without a beneficiary.As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelledto request for your assistance to receive this money into your account.


I intend to part 30% of this fund to you while 70% shall be for me. I do need to stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. Its going to be a bank-to-bank transfer. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund.

If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response.


With Regards,


Mr Joseph Kuffor

"You Won't 'Appreciate' This!"
 
Really??? And just how many of your scams do you think you have to send--I got at least 3!!! So, how's about, "No, I won't help you." And "I will appreciate Your" staying the hell out of my private e-mail or I might have to "kuffor" you!